I notice from my statistics that it is a whopping 56 days since I wrote anything. This is a long time for the as many as two people who sporadically read this weblog to wait, so here is a list of subjects about which I have considered posting recently. The first person to reply by ranking them in order will get the article of their choice forthwith:

Hot Fuzz
Saint Therese
Gateshead
Crawley
The X Factor
Dying my hair